Kick things off by warming up the atmosphere. Get that oven revving to 375ºF and mist your 9×13-inch baking tray with some non-stick spray.

Gently unravel your crescent rolls, showcasing all 12 majestic triangles. To amp up the flavor, don’t shy away from smearing a rich dollop of dijon mustard on each one. Here's a tip: transform each triangle into three slender ones by cutting lengthwise.

Align a sausage on the broader side of each slender triangle. Think of this as wrapping a little gift. Once wrapped, place them systematically on your tray.

It's alchemy time! In your favorite saucepan, melt together the butter, brown sugar, that sneaky extra tablespoon of dijon, Worcestershire sauce, and poppy seeds. As soon as it gets bubbly and aromatic, drench the waiting pigs in this delicious concoction.

Pop them into the oven. Let them bask there uncovered for about 25-30 minutes. You'll know they're ready to charm your guests when they're golden brown and filling your kitchen with an irresistible aroma.